HOW THR F*CK CAN I GET MY DOG TO STOP SNORING?!?!?!?

 
HOW THR F*CK CAN I GET MY DOG TO STOP SNORING?!?!?!?
He's a 100 lbs yellow lab, and he sleeps right under my loft bed.

I can't take it anymore D:
.Umm You Can't If You Don't Want To Hear It Don't Let Him Sleep With You.!
it's better to keep dog out of the room.
Is he overweight, if so that's why he snores. The only way to make a fat dog stop snoring is to make him loose weight. Exercise and reduce calorie intake. If he isn't overweight, take him to the vet. He may have allergies or a growth in his nose that is making the snoring sound. I hope this helps.
I've noticed all labs (at least yellow labs) snore. Usually a soft snore. If it gets to much take him/her to the vet
100 pounds is not overweight for a male Lab. Honestly the only way to keep it from snoring is to make it not sleep in your room.
you can't. If you can't handle the snoring then don't let him sleep in your room. If you want him in your room then get some ear plugs. If you think your dog is bad snoring at least you can put him outside, wait till you have a partner next to you that snores, then you have a real problem lol mine has a decibel rate that is past the recommended for most household air conditioners. It's like a lawn mower on a constant over throttle. Give me my Lab snoring any day :)
I have a puggle, and he sleeps right by my face. He snores so loud sometimes. Everytime he wakes me up, I wake him up. It seems to work.