i just shoved a hamster up my butt what should i do?

  so me and my friends were doings some peyote down in mexico the other week and i found some photos on my buddies phone of me shoving a hamster up my ***



i'm really freaked out what do i do
First off: You sound like someone who shouldn't be touching peyote.



Second: I'd call someone for some help. I'm sure you can find someone under the psych help section. I'd also recommend seeing a GP.



Third: Never own any pets. Seriously. This sounds like a story on the Darwin Awards site. And if you would stick up a hamster up your butt, you shouldn't be allowed to own pets.



Fourth: If you're a troll ... You just got laughed at by a number of people for a pathetic attempt at stupidity. In fact, maybe not so pathetic. Just plain stupid. And if you have to get attention by asking a question like this on a website ... Please see my second point.



The reason I'm replying to this: I think I basically sum up everyone's thoughts who reads this, which saves them replying. If I offend anyone, well ... People offend each other every day. At least I'm honest.
You should tell your boyfriend to pull it out
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Lol. Troll, you just made my day. xD