Why can't my hamster fly?

 
Why can't my hamster fly? answer:
I guess the math part of the Pilot exam had some
trick questions that may have confused him
I wish mine could.......WAIT! maybe its because of the same reason ostriches don't have pink and purple polka dots!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! did you know that if pigs had wings they would fly only like two centimetres from were they were standing cause they re toooo fat!!!!!! hhahahhahaaaa awwww now i want a flying hamster.....
I have seen a house fly. I have seen a horse fly, even a deer fly, but never a hamster fly. I would love to help out with that tho.
Because you don't believe it enough.. Just believe in your hamster, and it will come true..

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Every cheesy Disney movie ever.
Have you spoken to him harshly about his need to practice, practice, practice.
It has no wings.
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Have you tried helium balloons?

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cuz you fed them too much food and now they're fat and too heavy to fly hahaha
mine can! u just have to get the right kind :P although i suppose u could easily modify urs..... ooohh feed it helium filled cookies!!!!! nom nom nom.... whoa!
Check the back tail flaps.
needs wings and hollow bones