Can you bring a hamster back to life with a few secs in the microwave?
like on tv how they use the paddles to fix ppl?
No. u cant srry
Move the hammy to an environment over 55 degrees faherneit and hold it in your WARM hands for an hour.
Nope, it takes a good 5 Minutes.
High Wattage.
No --- but it can add valuable protein to "Cup-a-Noodles."
Is this Supposed to be a Joke? Of course not. The Microwaves would damage its organs even more than being dead would, for heavens sake, not bring it to life. Go burry your hamster, respectfully please, and do us all the favor.
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Any idiot could tell you.
no dont be silly, i hear popping it in the food processor for 30 seconds helps
No. This will only create a huge mess inside your microwave, and an awful smell in your house.
a microwave doesn't warm things up you idiot! it COOKS things. People used to think that they could dry of their rabbits in the microwave, and you know what happened? they exploded, popped like a hot pizza pop. BOOM your hamster will be more dead than when you started.
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it doesn't take a moron to figure that one out
If the hamster is dead, it is too late. Try and get it to the microwave as soon as you sense he's about to take a dirt nap! A quick "Add a Minute" and "Boom!" Instant breakfast! ... What was the question? Oh, yeah. No, don't be an idiot.
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practice
I can't believe some took this as a serious question. I almost fell off my chair reading some of the answers. Thanks folks for the laugh
Oh wow...um no you cant...but it might get someone to buy you a new microwave...and some air freshener
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Common sense
