There's an ape in my bathroom, what do I do?
You know how sometimes you find those big, ugly roaches in your bathroom at night? Well last night I had to take a leak and I found this massive gorilla swinging on my shower curtain. It's still in there. what do I do? This is not a joke.
Turn on the shower. Damn, dirty apes hate that.
Ignore it and be thankful it wasn't a tiger
If it was a bear i'd tell u to air hump it bcuz they give u free crackers and cheese or pepperoni!!! But with apes u have to spin around three times jump on ur left and right leg three times each and then get on ur hands and knees and ask it to leave:) hope i helped
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Give him a banana he will go away
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Open the door and get out of the way. If he wants to leave then he will.
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Call animal control, they actually train for this kind of thing. Weird, isn't it.
Tell your Dad or husband to hurry up and get out of there.
call animal control ;)
Bebe guns usually do the trick. Its mean but it works. Make sure you have your window open when you shoot the thing and shoot it on its arm. Thats the most sensitive area, plus near the armpit.
umm....... i would kill the thing! if you watch videos on you tube they attack people!
...and HOW is this a category of "rodents"??
and im pretty sure ur joking haha that made me laugh.
but yeah call 911 they handle stuff like this.
Go to the kitchen and grab a microphone. Take this microphone with you into the bathroom. Kanye will then grab it to interrupt you to talk about Beyonce again and he will be too distracted to do anything else long enough for you to take your piss and GTFO.
Give it a salad and a kiss then it will move on to the next person who needs to give a gorilla a salad and kiss to mark it off of their bucket list
