Yes, it is plotting to eat you! Escape while you still can.
I almost guarantee it can't hurt you and if it can not too badly. Face your fear and don't be such a wimp about it. Isn 't moving out a bit extreme? And just checking-you do know it's an entirely irrational fear right?
Sounds like the Perfect therapy
Most Pet Lizards are relatively safe with the correct handling
Much safer than an Alligator, Crocodile or a komodo dragon which are VERY big
I say Stay and Face that Fear - You will be proud of your self
nooo defiantly not just call your friend or your neighbor to get it out.
YES!! Run now before it's too late.