how to raise a baby squirrel as a pet?

 
How to raise a baby squirrel as a pet?
don't tell me : take it to a wildlife rehabilitator. or to release it (because its orphaned) hes 2 weeks old, kinda fuzzy, eyes and ears still shut. i want to provide the happiest environment in my home for him, and all that junk. also, where do you stand on the scolded cow milk vs. KMR debate? im 13, but all of my family has raised wildlife since they were kids. ive had many animals, except a baby squirrel. so i need EXTREMELY DETAILED information on caring for a (i believe) baby black squirrel.
The first thing you need to learn about keeping a wild animal is to not let anybody know you have it. It is ILLEGAL to keep an animal from the wild. So, yes, I will tell you to take it to an EXPERIENCED wildlife rehabilitator because that way it will be released back into the wild as it should be. If you want a pet squirrel there are many people who breed them. You will have to check with your state, city, county laws to make sure it is legal for you to even have a pet squirrel though.