I need REALLY UNIQUE names for my pet rock!?

  Its a girl. She is rich. Has a THREE story house! Please give me something REALLY unique!
What a spoiled rock you've got!
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BOB
Rock.
ROCKyn robyn



storm



billybobjoejr
Paris Hilton
Bilonge Bill on j is how you pronounce it
Name her rockness monster
name her Kesha and cover her in gold glitter