Now I know where I can find samurai unicorns, but that's not what I want.
I found a ninja unicorn who's power was liquid rays of pink carrot shreds, but that's kind of lame. It was beaten to a pulp by a funny looking potato who cried of happiness when it saw the emo tomato crying in the dumpster of a sketchy ally .
There was also the teddy bear who would eat anything and release toxic rainbow burps if it burning, thus making it the perfect opponent against my unicorn. I'd like to avoid that as well, so I don't choke on toxic rainbow fumes! So a location for that would be nice too.
I heard a myth of a pirate monkey that eats a rare type of yellow armadillo that fly through the Amazon. The myth claims that these monkeys never leave the oceans and have slaves get their food for them instead. Rumor has it, these monkeys had 3 different genders and if you could find a pirate ship duel between 3 captains of these pirate ships that were of these 3 different gendered pirate monkeys, the outcome would look like a massive shipwreck of all 3 ships. That shipwreck would fossilize into an egg that gives birth to special type of hawks, that when mating with a demon horse, would give birth to my precious unicorn! I'd like a confirmation on this myth.
I once had a ninja unicorn that attacked people by spitting flaming meatballs! It was awesome! There was no more trouble at my house from burglars, Jehovah's Witnesses, Girl Scouts, or people selling meat from a freezer in the back of their truck! My dogs LOVED eating the meatballs once they cooled down.
pets question and answers,www.5d2d.com Unfortunately, as unicorns are prone to do, he flew off one day after living in my pasture for 5 years. I really miss Kebab.
I. .. don't ... really ... think ... hawks and a demon horse ... would make a. .. ninja unicorn ...
Oo (backs away)
I found you one as a gift & left it in your closet. C8 It has no fixed gender, and it's purple. You can thank me later. 8D
Oh yes, pirate monkeys are disastrous. Beware.
You can take care of the teddy bears by simply keeping a flamethrower on hand at all times.
Thats all wrong ... Go toward the mystical door and behind that you should see a pink life goat. Touch his ear and he should go: "Bah-Ying" is it then, will he give birth to a ninja unicorn whom attacks people by spitting flaming meatballs.
I don't know about Ninja Unicorns, but there is the illusive Were-Leprechaun, he prowls the bog at night and if he bites you, it's said you'll turn into Daniel O'Donnell.
Psh, come on. I think my ninja unicorn that attacks people by spitting AND pooping flaming meatballs, would clearly win against you're mutant ninja unicorn.
WAL-MART
pets question and answers,www.5d2d.com Kids section, 5th isle 1/3 the way down the Isle, turn left 3rd shelf UP and WALAH! There is your mutant creature!!!
Ebay
Have you tried your local Italian restaurant? Maybe Dover Saddlery?
the best place to look is your clearly over imaginitive brain;)
Dude. You are my freaking idol. i love you.
wal mart
This question made my night. Now this is a good troll !
Try Ebay or Walmart. They seriously have everything. Even people are for sale sometimes on ebay. Craigslist might help too.
Just ask your local UPS guy. I found out recently that they're all secretly part troll and can give you directions to the island where the giant monkey battle will take place. You just have to get on their good side for them to tell you. But, as long as you don't shove a wand up their nose or something (they're not too fond of that) then you should be all set!
