My horse, Holmes, is a bit of an exhibitionist. Everytime I have ladies around he bounces his scmack off his belly and prances around. I'm getting really sick of him showing me up. What can I do to get their attention off of him and back on me? I'm getting really sick of going to bed with blue balls every night while he steals all my poontang. I mean I'm picking up these girls' bar tabs only to get shot out of the saddle by my horse. He could at least reimburse me for all the alcohol I'm buying these chicks.
Points for excellent name usage ...
Solution ... Don't take your horse to the bar or the girls to the barn.
Ron, have you fallen so low you need booze to pick up chicks?
He i probably getting hot footed because around them as your holding him back and he cant get what he wants ... you should let him go up to them an sniff and socialize with them do it for a few times when he gets excited and then one day check him back so he cant .... this then lets him learn discipline a as he can get to them but to now hope this helps good luck
Don't ride your horse to the bar instead take a cab or walk there. Find a mare, a female horse for your horse. That will help.
