my cat ate a frog this morning.. it was green with red and orange spots on. anyway now she keeps jumping around and trying to kiss me! i'm really scared, what shall i do?!

Kill it

LOL, good one - really cute.
But just in case - you should get the poor Kitty to a Vet ASAP as Frogs and Toads have poison glands on the back of their necks which may be fatal to your Cat.

So there was this Engineering Student that was walking to class one day. From out of the bushed he heard, "I am really a Princess, not a Frog and if you kiss me I will turn back into a beautiful Princess and do anything you want." pets question and answers,www.5d2d.com
He picked up the Frog and put it in his pocket and continued on his way.
The Frog asked from his pocket what the dealio was? and why he hadn't kissed her and turned her back into a beautiful Princess?
He said that didn't have time for a Girlfriend right now, but a talking Frog was COOL!

You better cut him open and get it out or heal have parts of the frog coming out of his nose Xp

OMG get him/her to a vets pronto!