Leave her a note,
"Dear girlfriend, for some odd reason, you found it necessary to **** yourself last night in my bad. On top of that, you smeared it in your hair. That is the must disgusting thing ever. I no longer love you. "
hahahaa, sorry but that is gross, but funny. have no idea why your cat would just come up and poo in her hair. I would wake her up and say your sweet innocent kitty had an accident and it accidentally got in her hair ..:)
Most Unlikely! When your girlfriend wakes don't tell her that is was the cat. Tell her a "troll" ran through your bedroom and only stopped long enough to anoint her head .
good luck!
**** in her hair yourself. The smell of you will cancel out the smell of the cat. Hurry!
Gentally wake her and DON'T punish the cat! Find out why.
Troll. And pretty lame at that.
Nobody sleeps through that smell.
When she wakes,
let her know what happened,
but dont rub it in !!!!
lol
Secretly give her a bath.
Take a picture and laugh
