ok, I was lying on the ground and den i let my kitty cat (his name is john d wigglemeister the third) sleep on my stomach for about 1 hour but then my back started to hurt so I wanted to get up kind of but my cat was like scratching whenever I moved and then like when I moved my legs up my cat slid down my belly and his kitty butt was in my face and his legs were wrapped around my neck and I couldn't get him off it was like one of those face eating aliens except instead of aliens it was my cat john d wigglemeister the third and then after I passed out from his death grip when he choke me I woke up 1 hour later and then 3 hours later i saw my cat outside with another cat (a black one) and I think they were talkin about how to get rid of me so they can steal my computer
All cats are mean like that. I wouldnt worry too much. If he pisses you off too much just give him up for adoption or something. Plus do you think they are smart enough or strong enough to really steal your computer??
I agree with Andrew. Your cat just emailed me and said he's the laughingstock of the neighbourhood because his real name is Black Fang the Destroyer. He was trying to asphyxiate you and the next time you feed him sardines he will be successful. His cat friend will take the phone off the hook and hold you down while he does it.
If you ' re actually serious (god help us all), probably not, no. Cool name for the cat, too.
pets question and answers,www.5d2d.com If this is a joke, well done. I laughed a lot. Cool name for the cat, too.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_pet http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill. ...
Yeah ... He sure hates you.
And that other cat you saw your cat with, was probably his pimp.
Your cat has had a long time to develop a seething animosity toward you for naming it in such a ridiculous manner.
LOL nice name, and i think your cats are plotting to steal your computer
You need to get out more.
he probably does hate you. You gave him an awful name.
id suggest not being to close him when night befalls ..
dont want any smothering with the pillow
This is off ask yahoo fails
