How do I convert my dog into a cat?

  Just turn it inside out. They're completely reversible.
1. Buy a plane ticket to Egypt (gonna be costly) for you and your cat ... make sure your cat flies first class (VERY IMPORTANT)

2. Find your local carpet dealer (preferably named Aladdin) and buy one of his magic carpets ... I heard he'll give you an amazing price if you bring him a princess (or any hooker you find on the corner of any of the pyramids)

3. Fly said magic carpet to the Temple of the Cat God. Once inside, avoid 72 traps laid out by 72 virgins who couldn't get laid (irony's ab * tch huh), and make your way to the cat-dog altar

4. Flip the 5th switch hidden in the sand and you will be strapped to a sand chair and be forced to watch the whole Cat-Dog series in one sitting

5. If you finish the series alive, you will be released

6. Place your cat onto the altar

7. A blinding light will surround the whole temple

8. Pick up your new dog (aka your previous cat)

9. Grab a stick and play fetch! pets question and answers,www.5d2d.com



hope it helps
exchange is the better idea ......... try this in ur relationship ...
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
Feed it diarrhea.
Dress him in dog suit.
I don't think that is possible
GET A LIFE ...
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