Omg, what do i do?? HELP!?

 
Omg, what do i do?? HELP!?
Ok so i think my cat is possessed. I recently found out that she can talk to the dead, but i think she have gotten possessed by the spirit of a fish, because she refuses to eat fish anymore and all she wants to do is get wet. She wont let me touch her or anything! What do i do? I have tried taking her to the vets, and a physic, but neither worked. How do i de-possess my cat?
answer:
ummmm...you can't be serious. You could try a priest I guess. But in reality cats can just do weird things. It dosen't mean you cat is possessed by a fish. I'm really curious how you found out your cat could talk to the dead, and since when could cats talk?
If you really have nothing better to do with your time than this nonsense how about volunteering at a shelter?
ummmmm how do you de- retard you, that's what i would be worried about