Doesn't that idiot rooster know not to crow at 3am?
How can I keep my cock from waking me up before I'm ready?
You have to make sure that he's really tired by the time he falls asleep, darling.
I could help you with some targeted exercises designed to exhaust him at or before bedtime, if you like. Just let me know!
(((Eric)))
I would be happy to help, Eric. I'll pet him for a little while to calm him down.
Cocks need attention ... don't neglect your cock.
Just be careful, other cocks might see this as a call to arms and then you''ll get arrested for cockfighting at a rest stop again.
