A bird semened on me ...?

  I was walking back home from the bus stop yesterday and I heard a bird fly above me and all of a sudden I felt this nasty white stuff hit my face. I really don't think it was sh * t because I know what that consistency feels like, it didn't even look like sh * t. It looked like semen. Well since yesterday, I've told a couple people and they got me worried. Is bird semen corrosive? I don't know what kind of bird it was. Probably just a pigeon or something. Will my skin be okay? And is it bad if I ate some? Please no ludicrous answers, I just want to be sure.
Yes, we see you wrote it but .. .. Birds can not just shoot semen out at any time no more than any male can. They need to be properly stimulated. You were **** on. All **** is not the same.
Birds don ' t have hard feces, what hit you was ****. The white stuff is their urine, the darker matter the poop.



I hope you used soap and water, just clean it up. And no, it was not semen.