I am lost in a Jungle right now, in Amazon.! Please help!! W

  I am lost in a jungle in amazon right now and I don't get any signal to call any one. The people who took me here told they will meet me here in an hour. But it's been 5 hours and they are not yet back . It's getting darker here in the jungle. I came here for vaccation and now I am lost. What should I do?

I can't get any signal!!! I am typing this on my blackberry.

Please help ASAP!
How are you getting internet?! Kill yourself! You'll never make it out! TIME WASTING *****
I don't want to alarm you or anything but there is one gigantic brown figure behind you full of hair with beady eyes and bad breath. No, no. I'm not talking about your mum. It's a huge brown bear.

What you gonna do? Run? Play dead? Or stop wasting time on this question and quickly get the hell out of here before the bear bites your face off.

Oooooooooo !!!!!!!!! WHAT A DILEMMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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omg, that must be scary ....

i dunno, type "999" in your phone, and maybe tell them to get you by helicopter or such. pets question and answers,www.5d2d.com

dont run, dont shout or anything, just sit and wait until help arrives

good luck !!!!
make a hammach make sure to make something you sleep on above ground wouldnt like to be sleepin with all the snakes nd spiders
Keep an eye out for tarantulas would be my advice